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Emmett: Honey my flame has been rekindled, and it's burning brighter than ever!

Emmett: I'd rather my flame burn bright than be some puny little pilot light.

Emmett: So? I'm nothing like my profile so. Big smooth 6'2'' 195 lbs. 4% body fat.....uncut.

Ted: Jesus. I think I did it with you just last week.

Emmett: Ewwww. How was I?

Ted: What happened to you?

Emmett: Honey.....you name it.

Emmett: Well honey....If you ever want to come home....you just....click your heels 3 times.

Emmett: A well turned ankle might do the trick.

Brian: Or not.

Emmett: Or...I can change a tire.

Brian: You can NOT change a tire.

Emmett: It just so happens that I make it my business to know anything that has to do with lugnuts.