Emmett: Honey my flame has been rekindled, and it's burning brighter than ever! Emmett: I'd rather my flame burn bright than be some puny little pilot light. Emmett: So? I'm nothing like my profile so. Big smooth 6'2'' 195 lbs. 4% body fat.....uncut. Ted: Jesus. I think I did it with you just last week. Emmett: Ewwww. How was I? Ted: What happened to you? Emmett: Honey.....you name it. Emmett: Well honey....If you ever want to come home....you just....click your heels 3 times. Emmett: A well turned ankle might do the trick. Brian: Or not. Emmett: Or...I can change a tire. Brian: You can NOT change a tire. Emmett: It just so happens that I make it my business to know anything that has to do with lugnuts. |