Emmett: Well, it's gonna be a bumpy night so...let's do bump and uhhh...stay up.
Michael: Put that shit away.
Emmett: Don't worry, I've got Valium to come down.
Michael: If you're not careful your gonna get addicted.
Emmett: Please....I've been doing this for years. click here to play sound Emmett: Do you want the periwinkle or the apricot?
Michael: Shhhhhh
Emmett: (Whispered) I think the apricot goes better with your eyes. click here to play sound Emmett: One vintage "Easy Cake Oven"
Ted: Why'd you get him that?
Emmett: Well every gay boy wanted an easy cake oven.
Ted: uh huhh
Emmet: Didn't you?
Ted: Uhhh Uhhh click here to play sound Emmett: Then what the F*** are you doing standing in front of me huh? Drop to your knees...Pussy boy. click here to play sound Ted: What are you doing with your arm?
Emmett: I call it the praise Jesus.
Ted: It looks like you're hailing a cab. click here to play sound |
